GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is it about the Beaver that gives us gold??? Tattoos, crazy fans and being all stiff on a rocking performance by Gaga. Is he an attention whore??? Seems like it, since he is everywhere. He gets more publicity than his girlfriend. Oh and another funny thing, he is 17 and she is 19. A year ago he was 16 and her 18. If they are doing the nasty, and considering that once they went public her purity ring suddenly disappeared, which would be a yes, doesn't she count as an adult having sex with a minor??? Oh yeah, I forgot, they are famous and its the girl that is the older one. If a guy does it, BRING IN THE COPS!!!!! If a girl does it, nothing happens.

That's not what I came here to talk about but I think I have a point with that. Anyways, the VMA night was fun for him and me. A couple of hours after leaving the VMAs he gets into a minor car crash. I'm glad nothing happened to him, but the stories seem to revolve around his Ferrari, his $250,000 red Ferrari. Who gives a flying fuck if his Ferrari is fine??? If he would have crashed it in a big way, would fans be crying and going "Oh noes, his Ferrari is totaled. WHAT WILL WE EVER DO???" Funny how people care more about the material things the celebrities have and not about their health. Shit, when Michael Jackson died everybody went "The king of pop died, what will happen to his estate now?". If I get in a car crash, everybody would go "Who cares who this guy is or whatever damage his car has", a celeb gets into a minor crash and it's all "GASP, Is the car alright???". Why is it??? Because they work their asses off to get a car like that??? He gets to travel around the world doing concerts and getting paid for every single appearance he gets and they say he works his ass off. I'm not saying that its an easy job, but when you have a single mom, working two jobs so she can put food on the table for her kids that decides to treat herself to a little something, nobody cares. Gets her car stolen and everybody looks the other side. What form of hypocrisy do we have??? UGH, got sidetracked again. The point is that he got into a minor fender-bender and everybody is thinking about the car.

Also at the VMAs, they took a picture of Katy Perry and her husband Russell Brand and guess who is there messing it up???

You guessed it, the Beaver. This is why I say he is an attention whore. This could be a nice picture of the married couple, sure Russell's eyes look like he is crazy but this could be called a decent picture of Russell. They look like a nice couple, but the retarded look on the picture stealing Beaver would make anybody want to punch him. He looks like a 5-year-old being stupid and very immature, which would be acceptable from a 5-year-old, but DUDE!!!!!! You are a 17-year-old doing these things, how did you get the girl??? An 18-year-old girl no less. You do not deserve the Ferrari you drive, you do not deserve to be even photographed after this and you do not deserve to be sharing photograph with a nice, MATURE couple like Russell and Katy. I can't even look at the picture without punching him in my mind., Freakin' Retarded Beaver.