Out of boredom, I'm here watching a marathon of Millionaire Matchmaker and I got to say it's fun. It's not VH1's Tough Love, but when there is absolutely nothing else to do or watch, it will do. So many idiots go to this and no wonder this show exists. As I am writing this there is a divorce lawyer (great pick for the show, right?) and he is saying that the mini date was going great, even though the girl was very uncomfortable with him asking everything about sex. Good thing he didn't pick her. And the other guy is just plain creepy. HEY!!!!! This is so fun. Just googled for some pictures of the actual show and the first one is actually a picture of Creepy guy, on the left and Perverted Everything-About-Sex guy, the right. The PEAS (Perverted Everything-About-Sex guy) took the girl he chose to a spa just because he wanted to see her inn a bikini... ON THE FIRST DATE!!!!!! Dude, this, THIS is why you are still single. You want to get someone to take her clothes off on the first date, why not go to a corner and buy your "first date"??? Although if you did that, we wouldn't have a show. And the Creepy guy took her date to eat, and I'm not kidding here, Fermented Duck Embryo. Guess what??? They are still single.
Today, I have seen a little bit of everything. Picky gay guys, bitchy millionairesses, "celebs" and the woman version of Fabio... or so they say. I'm happy that some of them actually got a partner and the best one I have seen by far is the 31 year old Jordan that has ADD. He actually listened to what the matchmaker had to say and got over his ADD and got the girl. Those are the guys that should get the girls, but it's the total opposite, but hey what can you do??? I guess I will keep watching this show just to see jackasses, awkward moments and people say they want love but not take the advice to help them. I mean, come on, people watch Jersey Shore just to see people be idiots and morons and retarded, so why can I watch this and have fun with it???
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