OH GOD!!!! IT'S FRIDAY!!!!! RRRRRRRRUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This song is one of the most stupid, demented, uninteresting and most disliked song i have ever heard, but once you dissect the song line by line, it gets worse. I prefer nail on a chalkboard rather than hear her squeaky voice again, so lets get this over with. *Gulp*

 (Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Really??? Do you really need so many Yeah's??? Ugh. I think im gonna be sick.


7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Gotta be fresh??? Did you bathe in garlic or roll around with the pigs?
She apparently sees everything with a magic mirror or maybe the alpha bits on her bowl communicate with her while the time without reason ticks away.
And why would she go to the bus stop if her friends arrive in a car?
Wait a minute... She's 14... If her friends arrive in a car that mean they should be at least 17, therefore not in her grade. Considering she's the only one on the bus stop i guessing those are not her friends.


Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take

Kickin'in the front would really mess up the dashboard but if sitting on the back seat is the cool thing to do, why isnt anybody on the back seat actually sitting?
Where to sit? Now there is a good question. I think if you can put your but on the seat that, by definition, would make it a seat.


It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend


Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

Gotta get down on Friday??? How much you wanna bet she has no idea what that means? And repeating what day it it is feel more like shes trying to make herself remember what day it is. Everybody is actually looking forward to the weekend or at least in her perfect 14-year-old world everybody looks forward to it.


7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it


Wait... 7:45... at night??? I think it's past your curfew little Becca. She was complaining  before about time going by fast and now she wants it to fly? MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course we know what fun is and i can tell you what isn't fun... Listening to this song!!!
At least she establishes that her friend is the one on the right.
"I got this, you got this. Now you know it"???? Uh, What???

 We'll be back after this short break

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat...


I'm not doing this crap again. NEXT!!!



Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today


Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end


Oh My God!!! She knows the days of the week!!! At least the ones that come before and after Friday. And Sunday??? Who would have thought that a party girl such as her would know that. By the way, proper grammar would be "we are" or "we're" not "we so excited".
Sunday comes after New Zealand??? A castle??? What with dividing afterwards??? Does it make it more inter... esting??? That's stupid.


R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all


Trust me, we know her name AND initials. She's chillin' in the front seat but what on the back seat? My mind blacked out while reading the next four lines after that one so lets pretend they don't exist. He passed a school bus that it makes tick tock, he wants to scream and its not even 9 PM. Now that's gotta be some good shit because thats one hell of a trip he's on.

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward...

That's all i can take from this farted out song. You can take care of the rest. Now if you'll excuse me...

What is it with the ignorance???

I'm from Puerto Rico and people always say that I am mexican when I'm playing online just because I speak Spanish.Puerto Rico and Mexico are two places that aren't even close.I wish people would get educated and actually know the difference. It's called a globe so you can search or if you don't own one, google it. It's not that hard.

The most shocking thing i have heard that somebody told me was while i was playing online with a couple of friends. I spoke one sentence in Spanish and a guy actually said "You dirty mexicans. Why don't you get on your camels and return to India?". When i told him that we were from Puerto Rico all he said was "it's the same thing"

I got an idea. Here's a map so you can figure out if they are still the same things or not. And i marked the places so you can analyse what you said you durfinsmurf.

Not a gamer, but a Noob.

What do you get when you give a 12-year-old kid that has never touched a video game a console, a game and a way to play online with others??? You get a newb. What do you get when you have a player that even though they have been playing  for a long time, they still play like newbs and use grenade launchers on rocket launcher only??? Then you get the dreaded noob.

According to the urban dictionary "A noob or n00b is someone that lacks intellegance or common sense, most people think that noob is a word used only in the online gaming world, but in reality it is becoming an ever popular word with teenage society." and they can be really annoying. A sniper on very strategically well place patch of grass can be less annoying than a camper on a corner with a shotgun..

First person shooter games or FPS like Call of Duty, Halo or Battlefield are the biggest noob magnets there is anywhere. You get the run-and-gunners, the snipers, the spotters, the campers and the "noob-tubers". Imagine a 12-year-old screaming on your ear and telling you that you suck when he died more times than you did.  Then there is the guy running around using a riot shield and a rocket launcher. It's not only 12 or 13 year old kids. Grown men actually sending messages telling you to play fair when they are the ones using noob-tubes.

In fighting games like Street Fighter, Marvel vs Capcom or Mortal Kombat people are constantly looking for ways to spam a win. Spamming is a cheap of way of cheating yourself to a win by exploiting a glitch in the game. If noobs get a fighter that throws fireballs, thats the only thing they will do and they will try to keep as far away from you as possible. Or go for the infinite combos where once they start you cant do anything until the fight is over.

I dont consider a noob an actual gamer, but a mere annoyence on the online gaming community.Whether it's a camper, a spammer or a little kid screaming on your ear "you suck", the noobs will always be around and will continue to kill online gaming. So come on noob and be ready to get pwned. And to all the noob hunters, happy hunting.

P.S. For my little not gamer friends (you know who you are) take this as your introduction to gamer lingo since one you go online you will be a newb, and hey, maybe a noob.

DOES LOGIC EXIST????

I recently saw the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (that's a mouthful) trailer and I found myself thinking "how is this dead, cold vampire getting a live human pregnant???". I've asked this question many times to many Twilight fans (very bad idea) and i always get the same answer "you don't need blood to create semen". So if that really is the only answer I get. I got a dilemma, if there is no blood going through the body that means that organs don't work. If the organs don't work that means no semen.

I have also heard that since they drink blood, that blood helps the organs work and there it creates semen. And how do they get a hard-on??? Does that mean that they need to drink blood before having sex??? What is this, Vampire Viagra. "Don't forget that red pill, darling", sigh. Also, she touched him once and said that his skin was freezing. Doesn't she get dick freezer burn on her vagina while having sex? It must be like using a Popsicle.

This goes to show that right now logic has gone out the window and it doesn't matter because this generation will suck up anything you put in front of them. I'm sure they can make a 3 hour movie of Bella, Edward and Jacob (actually had to look up his name because i forgot it) just sitting around and it would be the best selling movie for weeks. Bella with the same bland expression on her face, Edward with the "my life sucks" expression and Jacob, who apparently does't own a shirt ( big reason why tweenies go see it).

I like the actual story behind the whole Twilight love triangle but having to sit two and a half hours in a theater full of girls screaming every time Jacob is shirtless on the screen is not very helpful. Oh and last time i checked, VAMPIRES BURN IN THE SUN, NOT GLOW LIKE A DISCO BALL!!!!!! Unless...

Transformers Dark of the Moon

I don't know about everybody but i actually liked this movie. I think its the best one of all three. But i actually have a couple of critiques and they are not necessarily about the movie.

1) I know a lot of people wanted Megan Fox back but i think the part that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley had to play wouldn't fit into what Megan's character been doing for the last two movies. I don't think Rosie Huntington-Whiteley did all that bad ether for it being her first acting job.

2) Sam actually grew some balls in this one. I liked how they gave him an actual reason to care other than "the decepticons want me" thing. Shia LaBeouf is actually a good actor and considering that he has to act like big robots and destruction is all around him, he actually does it very well.

3) The ending... THE ENDING... I really don't think I'm going to spoil anything here but the movie just...ended. Granted the fight scenes were better than Revenge of the Fallen (with the exception of the jungle fight) the ending felt like the Sopranos series finale.

These are some of the critiques I have and I'm not going to tell people you should see it because it's good or don't see it because it's crap but in my opinion I found it to be a very good and entertaining movie. Can't say anything about the 3D because the theater i went to the 3D reel got ruined on the first screening. If you are interested in the movie, go see it regardless of what people tell you. If you liked it, good and if you didn't that's also OK but don't go around telling people that actually liked the movie that they are morons because everybody likes different things.

First Blog

For my first post im going to go with an epic fail:

And the original Beaver Fever before the other one: