OH GOD!!!! IT'S FRIDAY!!!!! RRRRRRRRUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This song is one of the most stupid, demented, uninteresting and most disliked song i have ever heard, but once you dissect the song line by line, it gets worse. I prefer nail on a chalkboard rather than hear her squeaky voice again, so lets get this over with. *Gulp*

 (Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Really??? Do you really need so many Yeah's??? Ugh. I think im gonna be sick.


7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Gotta be fresh??? Did you bathe in garlic or roll around with the pigs?
She apparently sees everything with a magic mirror or maybe the alpha bits on her bowl communicate with her while the time without reason ticks away.
And why would she go to the bus stop if her friends arrive in a car?
Wait a minute... She's 14... If her friends arrive in a car that mean they should be at least 17, therefore not in her grade. Considering she's the only one on the bus stop i guessing those are not her friends.


Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take

Kickin'in the front would really mess up the dashboard but if sitting on the back seat is the cool thing to do, why isnt anybody on the back seat actually sitting?
Where to sit? Now there is a good question. I think if you can put your but on the seat that, by definition, would make it a seat.


It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend


Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

Gotta get down on Friday??? How much you wanna bet she has no idea what that means? And repeating what day it it is feel more like shes trying to make herself remember what day it is. Everybody is actually looking forward to the weekend or at least in her perfect 14-year-old world everybody looks forward to it.


7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it


Wait... 7:45... at night??? I think it's past your curfew little Becca. She was complaining  before about time going by fast and now she wants it to fly? MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course we know what fun is and i can tell you what isn't fun... Listening to this song!!!
At least she establishes that her friend is the one on the right.
"I got this, you got this. Now you know it"???? Uh, What???

 We'll be back after this short break

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat...


I'm not doing this crap again. NEXT!!!



Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today


Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end


Oh My God!!! She knows the days of the week!!! At least the ones that come before and after Friday. And Sunday??? Who would have thought that a party girl such as her would know that. By the way, proper grammar would be "we are" or "we're" not "we so excited".
Sunday comes after New Zealand??? A castle??? What with dividing afterwards??? Does it make it more inter... esting??? That's stupid.


R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all


Trust me, we know her name AND initials. She's chillin' in the front seat but what on the back seat? My mind blacked out while reading the next four lines after that one so lets pretend they don't exist. He passed a school bus that it makes tick tock, he wants to scream and its not even 9 PM. Now that's gotta be some good shit because thats one hell of a trip he's on.

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward...

That's all i can take from this farted out song. You can take care of the rest. Now if you'll excuse me...