DOES LOGIC EXIST????

I recently saw the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (that's a mouthful) trailer and I found myself thinking "how is this dead, cold vampire getting a live human pregnant???". I've asked this question many times to many Twilight fans (very bad idea) and i always get the same answer "you don't need blood to create semen". So if that really is the only answer I get. I got a dilemma, if there is no blood going through the body that means that organs don't work. If the organs don't work that means no semen.

I have also heard that since they drink blood, that blood helps the organs work and there it creates semen. And how do they get a hard-on??? Does that mean that they need to drink blood before having sex??? What is this, Vampire Viagra. "Don't forget that red pill, darling", sigh. Also, she touched him once and said that his skin was freezing. Doesn't she get dick freezer burn on her vagina while having sex? It must be like using a Popsicle.

This goes to show that right now logic has gone out the window and it doesn't matter because this generation will suck up anything you put in front of them. I'm sure they can make a 3 hour movie of Bella, Edward and Jacob (actually had to look up his name because i forgot it) just sitting around and it would be the best selling movie for weeks. Bella with the same bland expression on her face, Edward with the "my life sucks" expression and Jacob, who apparently does't own a shirt ( big reason why tweenies go see it).

I like the actual story behind the whole Twilight love triangle but having to sit two and a half hours in a theater full of girls screaming every time Jacob is shirtless on the screen is not very helpful. Oh and last time i checked, VAMPIRES BURN IN THE SUN, NOT GLOW LIKE A DISCO BALL!!!!!! Unless...