Fun Pictures #4

Another One...

Today the world found out that Scarlett Johansson has been the latest victim of getting their phone hacked and finding out that someone put the stolen info on the internet. Here's what I don't get, sure hackers nowadays can do basically anything they want but isn't it coincidence that everyone that's getting hacked just happen to have nude pictures on their phones... I can get behind a story like Vanessa Hudgens or Paramore's Hayley Williams sending nude pictures to her boyfriend but that is basically it. OK, OK, hackers got into their gmail or their cellphones or whatever but what reason would somebody have to keep naked pictures of themselves on a phone??? And the problem with them is that they don't learn... "I'm mad that they leaked" Then why do you have them in the first place??? You want your boyfriend or girlfriend to see you naked,I got one of the best ideas ever... BE IN THE SAME ROOM!!!!! Does your mind not remember what they look like that you need a picture to remind you??? Or is it that these girls nowadays don't think things??? Hayley Williams could be the only one that owned up to the picture and said that it was something she sent to her boyfriend. After that, everything blew over. People were "Oh, OK. Nothing bad there", but when you have people that say that it's all fake or that they will never do it again only to have more pictures pop up months later, that makes the idiots. Scarlett, I'm sorry, but you shouldn't be mad because it's your duty as a sane, reasonable human to make things like that private and even more when you are a celebrity that EVERYONE wants to get you naked.

Love Again...

Have you ever had your heart broken and thought “this won’t get any better, so why try”??? I have. Even if it’s your fault that they left you al broken and bruised, you think that. People tend to listen to romantic music or avoid them at any cost. I used to listen to them. As you are sitting there depressed and sad, you still listen to them while tear run down your cheek, but you don’t care because all you want is for them to come back. Never once do you think that it’s for the better. You put up walls and close yourself in your own little world where nobody can go in and disturb you. There you stay for what feels like an eternity and you start feeling that no one could be good for you. But when that person comes into your life, your walls begin to break down and even though you try your hardest to keep them up, it’s impossible. You smile at the world, you feel warm again, and you feel loved, respected, trusted and vulnerable at the same time. That vulnerability causes you to become unsure of what is going on and causes you to make things hard for you and for them. I know because I did it and that was my way of avoiding getting hurt or hurting the other person. But one faithful day every wall came down and I didn’t have a care in the world as I was sitting across the person that complimented my way of being.  Letting people in and sharing thing you wouldn’t share with anybody with that person requires patience and the right timing, but it must come when they feel that it’s right to share it and not when you push too much that they have to tell you. You have to let the heart decide when it’s time for it. They will appreciate it more when it comes from you because you want to and not because they pressured you into it.

No matter whatever happened to you in your life, we need to keep moving forward with it, doesn’t matter if it’s alone with a broken heart because someday someone will appear and make your life like you’ve never imagined. Mine came into my life a year ago and I am very thankful for the opportunity to be able to open up to someone again. When you are feeling vulnerable with someone, this song could help you out. It did for me because it deals with the same thing, fear of getting hurt again. It’s your life and you should have an open heart when it comes to that person and if you don’t feel comfortable, you need to stay true to your heart. Just be happy with that special someone that will make you a better person, that you can see yourself with in the future. That is what love is about and no one can take that from you.

WTF??? #2

I guess the WTF??? is back and always fun.

I think you should be... Not sure...

The bare essentials, right??? 

OOOOHHH, I did not no Burgar King ownd by Chinese now. And out of "meet".

Really????

REALLY?????????????

Bat likes balls. Now this is Baseball.

Who was the dumbass???

I thought they were for teleporting...

Is everybody at that school "Stoned"??? :-D Get it... Ugh, that one sucked...

"Look!!! A crocodile!!!". "DON'T POINT YOUR FINGER AT ME, MOTHU...!!!"

I was too drunk to remember...

Oh shit!!! I know English, Spanish AND French??? I didn't know that.

See?!?!?!?!?!?!

 I literally posted something about Justin Beaver four hours ago and as I am looking for "Fail" pictures I stumble upon this.

Honestly, I cannot make this shit up. First hair and now virginity and sex. What next??? Have his babies???

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is it about the Beaver that gives us gold??? Tattoos, crazy fans and being all stiff on a rocking performance by Gaga. Is he an attention whore??? Seems like it, since he is everywhere. He gets more publicity than his girlfriend. Oh and another funny thing, he is 17 and she is 19. A year ago he was 16 and her 18. If they are doing the nasty, and considering that once they went public her purity ring suddenly disappeared, which would be a yes, doesn't she count as an adult having sex with a minor??? Oh yeah, I forgot, they are famous and its the girl that is the older one. If a guy does it, BRING IN THE COPS!!!!! If a girl does it, nothing happens.

That's not what I came here to talk about but I think I have a point with that. Anyways, the VMA night was fun for him and me. A couple of hours after leaving the VMAs he gets into a minor car crash. I'm glad nothing happened to him, but the stories seem to revolve around his Ferrari, his $250,000 red Ferrari. Who gives a flying fuck if his Ferrari is fine??? If he would have crashed it in a big way, would fans be crying and going "Oh noes, his Ferrari is totaled. WHAT WILL WE EVER DO???" Funny how people care more about the material things the celebrities have and not about their health. Shit, when Michael Jackson died everybody went "The king of pop died, what will happen to his estate now?". If I get in a car crash, everybody would go "Who cares who this guy is or whatever damage his car has", a celeb gets into a minor crash and it's all "GASP, Is the car alright???". Why is it??? Because they work their asses off to get a car like that??? He gets to travel around the world doing concerts and getting paid for every single appearance he gets and they say he works his ass off. I'm not saying that its an easy job, but when you have a single mom, working two jobs so she can put food on the table for her kids that decides to treat herself to a little something, nobody cares. Gets her car stolen and everybody looks the other side. What form of hypocrisy do we have??? UGH, got sidetracked again. The point is that he got into a minor fender-bender and everybody is thinking about the car.

Also at the VMAs, they took a picture of Katy Perry and her husband Russell Brand and guess who is there messing it up???

You guessed it, the Beaver. This is why I say he is an attention whore. This could be a nice picture of the married couple, sure Russell's eyes look like he is crazy but this could be called a decent picture of Russell. They look like a nice couple, but the retarded look on the picture stealing Beaver would make anybody want to punch him. He looks like a 5-year-old being stupid and very immature, which would be acceptable from a 5-year-old, but DUDE!!!!!! You are a 17-year-old doing these things, how did you get the girl??? An 18-year-old girl no less. You do not deserve the Ferrari you drive, you do not deserve to be even photographed after this and you do not deserve to be sharing photograph with a nice, MATURE couple like Russell and Katy. I can't even look at the picture without punching him in my mind., Freakin' Retarded Beaver.

Out Of Boredom

Out of boredom, I'm here watching a marathon of Millionaire Matchmaker and I got to say it's fun. It's not  VH1's Tough Love, but when there is absolutely nothing else to do or watch, it will do. So many idiots go to this and no wonder this show exists. As I am writing this there is a divorce lawyer (great pick for the show, right?) and he is saying that the mini date was going great, even though the girl was very uncomfortable with him asking everything about sex. Good thing he didn't pick her. And the other guy is just plain creepy. HEY!!!!! This is so fun. Just googled for some pictures of the actual show and the first one is actually a picture of Creepy guy, on the left and Perverted Everything-About-Sex guy, the right. The PEAS (Perverted Everything-About-Sex guy) took the girl he chose to a spa just because he wanted to see her inn a bikini... ON THE FIRST DATE!!!!!! Dude, this, THIS is why you are still single. You want to get someone to take her clothes off on the first date, why not go to a corner and buy your "first date"??? Although if you did that, we wouldn't have a show. And the Creepy guy took her date to eat, and I'm not kidding here, Fermented Duck Embryo. Guess what??? They are still single.

Today, I have seen a little bit of everything. Picky gay guys, bitchy millionairesses, "celebs" and the woman version of Fabio... or so they say. I'm happy that some of them actually got a partner and the best one I have seen by far is the 31 year old Jordan that has ADD. He actually listened to what the matchmaker had to say and got over his ADD and got the girl. Those are the guys that should get the girls, but it's the total opposite, but hey what can you do??? I guess I will keep watching this show just to see jackasses, awkward moments and people say they want love but not take the advice to help them. I mean, come on, people watch Jersey Shore just to see people be idiots and morons and retarded, so why can I watch this and have fun with it???

Poor Beaver...

I didn't really catch the MTV Video Music Awards Sunday, but I did actually watch Lady Gaga's performance and I got to say it was pretty good. I question why is it that she didn't go over the top on the dresses and kept it rather simple. I'm all for her having the most outrageous dresses ever considering that it's part of what makes Gaga... well, Gaga, but this shows that keeping it simple still makes an impact.

But even though she fell when she got down from the piano, what made me do this was Justin Bieber's face during Gaga's performance. And I found his face to be the funniest thing ever. It was as if he was in a coma or maybe he got scared because he was attracted to a guy. His face was a total "DUH" moment. He didn't even move. Was his ass glued to the chair on did he have something stuck up his ass??? Ooh, I got it. Selena wasn't there next to him and he was all sad :( . Whatever the case, I looked for a picture of it and stumbled upon this one and I just had to put it in here. Have fun. Poor Beaver.

Breaking Ass...On The Honeymoon.

Just want to ask... What the fuck is the big deal about Bella and Edward's honeymoon??? They will have sex, just like every other married couple. She gets pregnant on her honeymoon??? How the fuck??? Every single day I go into the internet, I see a story about the honeymoon. Does everybody want to see only the honeymoon???

You wanna see two people having sex, WATCH PORN!!!!!!! Oh wait, porn is way to hardcore for teens, so lets have a vampire having sex with a human, which is way better for teens to watch. Give me a fucking break. If they are so into showing new pictures EVERY SINGLE DAY about the honeymoon, why would they sue someone for "leaking information" about the movie when everyone in the whole world knows they get married?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! its like the ending to New Moon where they have the most stupid cliffhanger ever. "Will you marry me?? *Surprised look*" The end. REALLY????????? What will he say???

Oh and we all know that the movie will end when she gives birth and I'm saying right now that there are two ways that they will end this one. She gives birth and they end the movie with her "dead", that way they can start the other one when she turns into a vampire, or they turn her, she gives an evil look (probably the first time she will show emotion), grab the baby and end it there. They are saying that the birthing scene will be gross and shocking but what I will find shocking is if Bella shows emotion considering that throughout every movie she shows nothing.

These fucking movies have one problem, once you start them, you are gonna have to end them. I will probably watch them, but a rent will probably suffice, that is unless I am dragged by some girl to see it. I guess Edward isn't gay, but still glows like a disco ball in the sun.

Fun Pictures #3