Sunday, August 21, 2011

Breaking Ass...On The Honeymoon.


Just want to ask... What the fuck is the big deal about Bella and Edward's honeymoon??? They will have sex, just like every other married couple. She gets pregnant on her honeymoon??? How the fuck??? Every single day I go into the internet, I see a story about the honeymoon. Does everybody want to see only the honeymoon???

You wanna see two people having sex, WATCH PORN!!!!!!! Oh wait, porn is way to hardcore for teens, so lets have a vampire having sex with a human, which is way better for teens to watch. Give me a fucking break. If they are so into showing new pictures EVERY SINGLE DAY about the honeymoon, why would they sue someone for "leaking information" about the movie when everyone in the whole world knows they get married?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! its like the ending to New Moon where they have the most stupid cliffhanger ever. "Will you marry me?? *Surprised look*" The end. REALLY????????? What will he say???

Oh and we all know that the movie will end when she gives birth and I'm saying right now that there are two ways that they will end this one. She gives birth and they end the movie with her "dead", that way they can start the other one when she turns into a vampire, or they turn her, she gives an evil look (probably the first time she will show emotion), grab the baby and end it there. They are saying that the birthing scene will be gross and shocking but what I will find shocking is if Bella shows emotion considering that throughout every movie she shows nothing.

These fucking movies have one problem, once you start them, you are gonna have to end them. I will probably watch them, but a rent will probably suffice, that is unless I am dragged by some girl to see it. I guess Edward isn't gay, but still glows like a disco ball in the sun.

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