SHARK!!!!!!!

I just got back from watching Conan the Barbarian and I got a couple of complaints. First, the movie is not worth going to the theaters to see. Second, The 3D didn't work (there's a shock) and when they got it to work, it was really lame. And finally, there was a huge lack of "AHNOLD" in the movie.

But that's not what I am here for. I am here for sharks and I now that shark week was three weeks ago. As I was sitting there waiting for the movie to start, one of the trailers was for Shark Night 3D. Here where I have problem with these movies. In the trailer they show the shark eating people, but of course people still keep getting into the lake where the shark is.

So the trailer starts of all nice and cute with a group of college friends going to the lake. This is beginning to sound as an American Pie movie. After all fun and games, the black guy, who is water skiing, gets eaten by Speedy Jaws-alez. Honestly, this has to be the fastest swimming shark in the whole world. I watched the trailer again  and it shows the black guy dead, but I don't see anything. No blood on the water, no decapitation, has both his legs and I can see both his arms. Did that shark drown him without using his teeth??? So after he gets eaten, from what I can make out, the guys driving the boat get into an accident and explodes. Instead of going back to their homes and contacting the authorities, they decide to stay there and have fun!!! "So they got eaten by the shark. Who cares??? LET'S PARTY!!!!!" Really??? It's like they think that the only place where it's safe to swim is where the black guy didn't get eaten.

This movie is from the producers of Hostel, which I liked, ONE of the producer of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the director of Final Destination (that means #2 and #4)and that means that I'm really not interested. So, the characters decide to get into the lake, even though they have a pool in the house, to kill the shark. Shit, one of them goes "This is insane. It's a lake." while the other says "It's salt water." and that gets me confused. He says it's salt water but the synopsis clearly states that the are fresh water sharks, this could only mean that it's some type of Bull shark. I wonder if this movie will have a lot of bullshit.

You can see that there is someone that has the shark as a pet and let's him out so he can eat. I'm betting that by the end of the movie, that guy will get eaten by the shark. How do you spoil your movie with a 2 minute trailer??? The only "smart" person, from what I can see in the trailer is one of the blonde girls. She stays out of the water while the shark is following her boyfriend or I think it's her boyfriend, who cares??? But her smarts go down the drain when she decided to act as bait and gets into a shark cage. The reason for this??? So that the boyfriend can stab the shark. I don't know who is stupid enough, the blonde bait or the blond bait's boyfriend. And do we really need to see the girl bounce her butt before getting eaten by the shark???

If you go on a vacation and a shark kills your friend, will you go home to your family or will you go all hero and try to kill the shark??? And if someone gets killed by a shark why would you get back into the same lake where you know the shark is??? This prove that these movies are driven by the stupidity of the characters, same thing happened with Final Destination 5. I think this will be a "meh" movie, just like Conan.