Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Why, Marvel??? Why???
Dear Marvel, I get that you are trying to do something new, I get that you were bought by Disney and I get that you are trying to represent diversity in background and experience (whatever the fuck that mean) of the twenty-first century, but come on. Really? Really??? I have been a fan of Spider-man ever since I knew he existed. I was very into the Ultimate Spider-man series and have every comic of that series, that is until Magneto flooded New York and Spider-man is missing. That's where it ended for me. Few month later, I found out that they started the series again with Ultimate Comics: Spider-man. I thought that since it was issue #1, that it was the same story, but to my surprise, they continued the storyline six month after the flooding. How are they back??? I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This, THIS is where I started losing interest in Ultimate Spider-man. If you're going to start of fresh, using issue #1, then why,oh why, do you continue A PREVIOUS STORY!?!?!?!?!?!? "Lets start the series again. How? Shit, we already killed Peter, so what will we do now? I know. Start the story six month after the flood and bring back Peter. How is he back? I have no idea, but whatever, just do it." And with a big fuck you, middle finger to us, they bring it back with no explanation whatsoever.
All that big deal they made about bringing Spider-man back from the dead and a few months later, what do they do??? THEY KILL PETER PARKER!!!!!!!! Marvel, in all seriousness, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THAT MIND OF YOURS?!?!?!?!?!?! Revive him so you can kill him again??? What's that??? Spider-man has had awesome battles, but his last one was with Green Goblin and that was the one that ended up killing him. To make matters worse, the last thing we see before flashing a big "The End" on our faces is Norman Osborne smiling. So you kill the hero, but you let live the bad guy that killed Spider-man?
OK, OK, fine Marvel. You wanted to finish Ultimate Spider-man once and for all, so I guess that you kill Peter and that's it. Oh, but wait, if that is what you wanted, THEN WHY NOT LEAVE HIM DEAD WHEN MAGNETO FLOODED NEW YORK?!?!?!?!?! What a bunch of retarded monkeys. So I guess it's over now that you slapped a big "the End" on us... WTF?? Seriously, Marvel? Seriously??? I thought you were done with this... How on Earth can you bring back Peter after everything you have shown us?... You are shitting me???
You are bringing Spider-man back to the Ultimate universe, but instead of using Peter Parker, you are using an African-American kid with a Hispanic background called Miles Morales???? I am not a racist, don't get me wrong, but this??? How does he become Spider-man??? You want me to buy the comic so I can find out how, but I have a better way of knowing. The comic comes out tomorrow??? In a few hours I will be able to Google how he becomes Spider-man and save my money. All we know right now is that he's a kid, the "with great power comes great responsibility" theme is the same and that he has to learn it and figure out what that means. THIS IS THE EXACT SAME SHIT PETER PARKER WENT THROUGH!!!!!!!!!! What is the storyline this time??? Same shit, different kid.
And you also changed the red and blue costume??? Now it's black with a little bit of red on it??? This is Spider-man. The wise-cracking, joke around, not stealthy guy. He's not a frigging ninja to make him all black. I get diversity and everything but this could have been played out better. We are fresh of Peter Parker's death and now you want us to welcome in this new guy we know absolutely nothing about? You just killed an icon, let us at least give him a proper burial. We are not little kids that can be bought off just like that. That like taking an iconic thing like Battleship and putting aliens on it... FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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