Sunday, July 3, 2011

Justin Beaver... I mean... Beaver

I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this, but like I've said before, it's called freedom of speech.


I am fully aware that it's Bieber but i could care less. While watching today's UFC 132 i found myself looking at the most asinine thing ever. Justin Bieber on the front row of a UFC event. Two things that should never go together. This is what is cool, this is what is in and this is what boys and girls around the world look up to.
A 17-year-old wannabe gangster, that looks girly and singing songs called Baby. Never Say Never was the most gangster thing he has ever done and its because he has Jaden Smith on the song. Yeah, he's a bad-ass alright. I get that what makes somebody famous is the people, but come on. Let's look at the facts:


1) Now-a-days there is more focus on what a famous person looks rather than actually acting or signing. Case in point, the most famous thing the Beaver has done in acting (no, that crap "documentary" called Never Say Never doesn't qualify as acting) is the CSI episode where they kill him.


2) He has a book about his life. HE IS 17!!!!! How eventful his 17 years in this world have been to have a 240 page biography. And he's been famous how long??? 3-4 years??? There are even more famous people that have been famous since they have been 6 or 7 years old and have written their auto-biography well into their 30' or 40's


3) His hair cut costs $750. Really? Really??? Who pays $750 for a haircut called "the fringe" (and I'm not referring to FOX's show Fringe). I can get a similar haircut in my local Supercuts for way less. And speaking of his hair, He sold a lock of hair recently on eBay for charity. I know it was for an animal-rescue center in Santa Clarita, California and i shouldn't complain but... IT SOLD FOR $40,668. What is that person going to do with it? Frame it, put in on a wall, put it on the disturbing collection next to his spit out chewing gum? I can think about a lot of things i can do with that kind of money, like say... oh i don't know... A CAR!!! I think you can get a house for that kind of money.


4) He's 17 and getting tattoos and people say that it's cool that a role model for younger kids gets a tattoo. His girlfriend Selena Gomez had a purity ring until they "officially" announced they were together. I'm thinking one of them is clinging to the other just for more fame. Do people still think they are pure and not doing anything??? Go back a couple of years back to when Britney Spears was all innocent and Justin Timberlake was still a singer, when everything was pure as rainbows. Everybody knows the had sex. Earings, tattoos, not"pure" as the media puts it, but still a great role model for little boys and girls that follow on their role model's footsteps. You can't blame anybody but yourself if they end up doing thing you don't want them to but their role models do.


This girly, gangster wannabe is just like every tweeny fab. JUST a fab. It happened to the Jonas Brothers, It happened to Miley Cyrus, It WILL happen to the Twilight saga, once they get older they will disappear. It's really hard to take any tween fab seriously. So I will sit back, relax and let this one fizzle out just like all the others that are now buried and done. BTW He looks likes he's crying rather than singing. Or pushing out his new song. Try not to get hemorrhoids while shitting out your new song.

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