Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Rebecca Black... Again!!!

After a full week of being sick, I'm back to writing whatever the hell I want. What would be my come-back piece??? It's been an eventful week for my brain with lots of TV shows, movies and not being able to go see the new Harry Potter movie, which if it is like the last couple of chapters of the book, will be awesome. But what can possibly be bigger than all that???. As I turn on my computer and started "researching" for whatever it is that I'm gonna write, I stumble upon what could be the biggest news in the entertainment business and no, I am not talking about J Lo and Marc Anthony's divorce. I'm talking about Rebecca Black's brand new music video "My Moment". Ugh... Threw up a little.


For this video, she decided to ditch the under-age driver and settle down on a quiet recording studio. I guess she's all partied out. She starts the song asking "Were you the one who said that I would be nothing?" Why does she makes this so easy for people??? And to make matters worse, she follows that brilliantly though up line with "I'm about to prove you wrong". Because this song feels to be directed to all the Rebecca Black haters and, as I am soon to discover, i was right I'm only going to pick out the parts that made me cringe... aside from the voice. And by that i mean the whole song.

Were you the one who said that I would be nothing
Well, I'm about to prove you wrong
I'm not the only one who believes in something
My one wish is about to come true


I already covered the smashing beginning to the song where she might as well call us morons and in a stroke of brilliance she tells us that she's not the only one that believes in something. Well, I guess I'm going have to start believing in something. That's kind of hard considering that this is coming from someone that her one wish is about to come true... or so she says. If her dream is to be famous, she achieved that with "Friday". I'ts not the way she wanted to be famous, but she is famous nonetheless. Another weird thing is that she constantly keeps looking at the camera. I feel as if her eyes are penetrating my soul and sucking me in.

I'm not stopping for you
No matter what you do
I'll just keep on dreaming
My head up in the clouds when nobody is around to see...



[Chorus]
This is my moment, my moment
It's my time, flying high, lime light
Feels like my moment, my moment
I've waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment, my moment

It's my time, flying high, lime light
Feels like my moment, my moment
I've waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment, my moment



Come on, Becca. If you were to stop, we wouldn't have this priceless gold to write about. You know how many parodies have been made famous thanks to "Friday"??? And why would you need you head in the clouds when nobody is around to see this is your moment??? Cruising down the highway didn't help??? Ooh look, she went back to the bus stop. AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I'M HAVING "FRIDAY" FLASHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Here's something i don't get about where this chorus is going. First of all, I don't recall her flying high and when you have the most disliked youtube video EVER, i don't think you're in the lime light either. Secondly, if she wants us to take her seriously and forget that shes the "Friday" girl (like that'll ever happen), why do they constantly remind us by having her read newspapers saying shes the "Friday" girl. Last but not least, how can she be rubbing in our faces that she goes to movie premieres, signs autographs, she made the newspaper and all that while hating on the exact same people that put her there. Look Becca, it's not that hard. No people disliking the video so much, no "fame". Calling people who disliked your video enough to give you said fame, shooting career in head... or whatever is left anyway.

You knew it all along, I was afraid of you
I thought I couldn't be myself
You tried to be my friend
But I wouldn't let you
Remember what you said
Don't miss out on your chance
Your life is in your hands
So take it just as far as you can
By trusting in yourself, forget everyone else
Believe...



[Chorus]
...............


This is the problem with teeny starts today, they don't incorporate what they want to do with what they want them to be. See Miley, Christina and Britney, once they did what they wanted, people got shocked. I wonder what Ms Black would have done if she wasn't afraid of us and was herself??? I tried to be her friend??? My Facebook got hacked?!?!?!?!? NNNNNNOOOOOOOO IT CAN'T BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh... She's talking about someone in specific? That makes me rethink the whole song. Anyway, this person tells her to trust in herself, to not miss out on her chance, but to fuck everybody else. Again, we gave you fame, we can easily take it away. I'm guessing she's referring to the wannabe gangster in the "Friday" video. Well, at least shes moving away from this being a song for the haters. She's trying to be serious.

Haters, said I'll see you later
Can't talk to you right now
I'm getting my paper
Said I'm doing big things
Things you never dreamed of
I hope you are happy cause I'm 'bout to blow up



And this, ladies and gentlemen, is Rebecca Black's way of saying "I'm better than you". I'm may be hater, but
we both know legitimate fame for you is not going to happen. I really don't want to talk to you, so that's 3 minutes saved. Oh shit, she reads the paper... No, wait... Forgot papers have cartoons and shoppers in them. No wonder she's so excited with the paper, or maybe she just looks at the obituaries to see if her 15 minutes of fame died. "Friday" is the only big thing she's made and it was a big thing alight. A big piece of shit. My dreams consist of much bigger things than partying and having the most hated song ever. And to be perfectly honest... I am happy. I'm happy because you are about to blow up, just like Paris Hilton did with her music career, just like Heidi Montag. Look at how they ended up and then we can talk.

I don't have anything against this girl but it's like she doesn't get how the business works. You know what, this is probably the last time I'm going to touch anything related to this girl and i really don't mind. I just want her to know that if she wants fans and people that actually buy her shit, she probably should stop telling them to fuck off. I think i feel bad for the girl getting all this hate. Thumbs up for even considering making another video. Now that i think about it, the video ain't that bad... She called me a dream-less hater that can go fuck myself. THIS VIDEO SUCKS. SUCKS MORE THAN HAVING TO BE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR FOR 3 HOURS WITH POOP FLINGING, FARTING MONKEY.

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